Superhero doughnut tile coaster

Gee, I wonder why Donutman looks so sinister. And who on earth is he getting ready to punch? His extended left arm looks to be in classic superhero-flying position, so I can only assume that the "hero of unhealthy breakfast" is about to knock out a bird, a plane, or some other flying object with a right jab.

Actually, given what he stands for, I guess I can understand why he'd hold a grudge against the entire fowl race (turkey bacon, egg white omelets, and all that). But couldn't he have let it go for one second while he was getting his picture taken?

Now every time I set my coffee cup on this 4.25" x 4.25" tile coaster ($10), I can't help but wonder what he'll do if he finds out about that grilled chicken dinner I ate the night before.