Rubber doughnut gadget decoration

If these rubber doughnuts, bow-tie candies, and pink jewels were simply marketed as fun stickers, I think I'd be mighty tempted to buy them. They're less than $10 from Strapya World, who I've had pleasant dealings with in the past, and they'd be kind of cute for a child's art project or something.

But hyping them up as tasty items to decorate your compact mirror, handheld game system, or cell phone (see ridiculous photo below) with makes me want to avoid them at all costs and end this post right here.