Assorted doughnuts mousepad

All right, who's bright idea was this?

We're already struggling to stay on task at work and get things done despite the lures of the internet, computer games, office gossip, and snacks left in the lunchroom. Do we really need to be drooling onto our keyboards and desks (talk about wading through paperwork!) over this doughnut mousepad that's way too realistic for our own good when we're finally back in "work mode"?

If your productivity suffers (and believe me, it will), you've only got Jack of Arts and the fact that you had $11.10 to spare when you read this post to blame.